Review Round Up_ No Love Lost

What a all yono app week for Kotaku reviews! There were nine of them—ten if you count Owen Good’s impromptu review of the KFC Double Down “sandwich.” Read on for our scoreless reviews of Nier, Alan Wake and much, much more. https://kotaku.com/activision-claims-world-record-in-double-down-speed-eat-5529265(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Tecmo Bowl Throwback Micro-Review: Retro-Rockin’ Football In which Owen Good’s NFL team bias is laid out in full. He hates the Cowboys! https://kotaku.com/tecmo-bowl-throwback-micro-review-retro-rockin-footba-5530084 Picross 3D Review: Block The Monkey In which I… wait, I’ll tell you in a second. I’m almost done with this puzzle. https://kotaku.com/picross-3d-review-block-the-monkey-5529983 Iron Man 2 Movie Review: Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys? In which Luke Plunkett is ensnared by the Black Widow, but sees red when remembering Scarlet Johansson. https://kotaku.com/iron-man-2-review-where-does-he-get-those-wonderful-to-5530267 Nier Review: Not Without His Daughter In which Mike Fahey finds beauty in the ugliness of Nier. What? He’s the one who said he looked like a dog. https://kotaku.com/nier-review-not-without-his-daughter-5531030 FIFA World Cup 2010 Review: I Got 199 Teams, But Vatican City Ain’t One In which Luke Plunkett loses a game to his wife. https://kotaku.com/fifa-world-cup-2010-review-i-got-199-teams-but-vatica-5530179 Alan Wake Review: Transcending Its Medium In which Brian Crecente can practically go rummy be heard beaming with delight over the holy rummy horror of it all. https://kotaku.com/alan-wake-review-transcending-its-medium-5527633 Gurlz Vs Robots Micro Review: 11 Fingers of Fun In which Brian Crecente gets touchy feely with 11 of his extremities. Do not ask to borrow his iPad. https://kotaku.com/gurlz-vs-robots-micro-review-11-fingers-of-fun-5532458 Dante’s Inferno: The Trials of St. Lucia Review: Totilo’s Inferno In which Stephen Totilo helps to write what could be the inspiration for the next Visceral Games project (or at least a playable trial or two). https://kotaku.com/dantes-inferno-the-trials-of-st-lucia-review-totilos-5532400 Real Racing HD Micro-Review: Relief For The Driving Impaired In which Mike Fahey shows his handicapable side. https://kotaku.com/real-racing-hd-micro-review-relief-for-the-driving-imp-5533793